We r going wear??

Humin momma has been bizzy with fire work.  All I no is that she leaves, there is a lot of booming and she is home.  Then she tells us we are going 2 Cranbrook so that white spotty thing can be a show dog (ewwwww).  Humin momma didn't enter my handsome sons or me (thank GAWD) cuz she "wants 2 focus on Turbo".  yeah right she just know I prefer to be rolling in sheep poop!! 
Humin momma and the man keep looking at me funny.  It gives me the creeps but then they give me my super girl food.  Oh and they said "u better have some good ones"  Of course I have good ones!!  geesh

WooooWooooo

I'm home with the humin momma and the kidlets.  They came to the lady's place and had lots of fun with the lady's family.  Me .... not so much. 
Humin momma and the lady talked lots about me and that boy dog.  They even tried 2 get us 2 go play.  I didn't want 2.  Boys are brats.
Long story short,humin momma and the lady checked my girl bits and made me stand still with my wiggle bum in the air (harder than it sounds!!).
Humin momma said that we would be going back.  As long as I don't have 2 play with that boy dog then I guess it's ok.  There are ducks and sheepies there!!!!!

WTH!!

So I told u bout humin momma leaving me with this lady.  Well this lady has this boy dog who ADORES me (I mean how could u not!).  Boys are brats, they think I will play with them but I lull them in 2 a false sent of security then BAM I turn and tell them how far is 2 far.
This lady said my humin momma, the kid things and the whole family is coming to see me.  I hope they take me home soon.  I like to howl and tell this lady how much I miss them.  Then this lady has a girl child who I like and I listen 2 her.
Did I mention boys are brats??

The joys of a girl being in heat

So the humin momma and the humin kids took me and my son on a long car ride.  Oh yeah and that white spotty thing and my doggy momma too.  Anyhooo humin momma was all upset cuz Bishop had "lost his head" I have no idea y she wuld say that, his handsome head was still on his beautiful neck (can u tell I love my boy??).  Humin momma said something about how girls are ruining her plans and whore moans are awful.
So Bishop and humin momma do some things in a ring and then she is happy again.  I have no idea y cuz then she LEAVES me with this lady!!!  How rude!!!!